I see what you did there, Anon. ;) They do!
And Tim is so Patrice it hurts.
“I made you cookies-“
“DAMN IT, PATRICE, STOP SMOTHERING ME!”
I want them now. I want to read and feel and cry and laugh and be filled with joy. I need them. My soul craves your writing.

Aww, stop, you’re making me blush. :> I’ll probably have one or two drabbles by tomorrow night, but no promises!
do you ever feel like sometimes timmy says things and jason just immediately goes,
“NOBODY ASKED YOU, PATRICE”
OH MY GOD!!! YOU HAVE 3 DAMIAN STEPH PROMPTS?!!!!! PUBLISH ALL OF THEM!!!!!!
As soon as I finish them. ;) Patience, grasshopper!
PLEASE FIC THE THING OMG
Hahaha, don’t tempt me! I’m in the middle of, like, three different Damian/Steph prompts right now, but I want to write this one so badly.
hashtag #thestruggle
Haha, right??
“Brown, your breasts are distracting me from my work. Please contain them.”
“Which breasts? Oh, I’m sorry, *these* breasts?? Guess I’m not stuffing my bra after all, huh, champ?”
“…CEASE AND DESIST.”
(I might have to. I might have to fic this, one day.)
no but can you just imagine damian hitting puberty around maybe fifteen or sixteen and steph walks into the batcave one day and suddENLY ABS AND A DEEP VOICE and thOSE BROAD SHOULDERS and she’s just
…
lord almighty
And then he realizes he’s a breast man and “Oh god no, she’s hot!”
“Brown, your breasts are distracting me from my work. Please contain them.”
no but can you just imagine damian hitting puberty around maybe fifteen or sixteen and steph walks into the batcave one day and suddENLY ABS AND A DEEP VOICE and thOSE BROAD SHOULDERS and she’s just
…
lord almighty
No worries! I didn’t get half a message, so it must not have sent. :)
Thank you so much. That’s very kind of you to say, and I appreciate it from the bottom of my heart. <3 I wish I didn’t have to deal with this situation at all, but it’s that much easier when I have you guys’ support and kindness.
Me, too! Episode II in particular always soothes me, for some reason, so I’ve been watching that all day.
Thanks, Anon. You’re lovely. <3
*huggles you back*
Hi there, Anon!
I’m sixteen. :)
Thanks, that means so much to me! This message was really sweet, and imagining Samuel L. Jackson made me laugh.
You’re wonderful! <3